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Medvedev

August 14, 2008

I like This site!
Thanks!

April Haitsuka

July 4, 2008

Hey Tera! I'll be coming to Portland to volunteer for Rock Camp in August. Will you have a show then? The video is awesome!

June 21, 2008

I hate f*ckin' pirates!

Kara

June 13, 2008

Tera!
Hey, I'm not sure if you remember me but you helped me a great deal at LRC. I sang vocals for "The MRS.". Anyway, I randomly saw something on facebook from one of the other LRCers on facebook talking about how you had an awesome band and video and had to check it out. You guys are insanely awesome, I was blown away!! Lyrically, I love it too. My fav. lyrics are the "never store shareiken in your underwear". Anyway, thanks again and keep rocking and being bada$$!!

Jim Osterberg (Iggy Pop)

June 12, 2008

Whoa, you stole my moves...

NO FUN!!!

I order you to start preforming "Loose" in concert.

Erin

June 2, 2008

Hey Tera,
Thanks for all your support and feedback at LRC
(push it!). We had such a blast and you helped
make it so. Can't wait to see Fist of Dishonor -
guess we'll have to get a babysitter...

Robin aka Mellota tai-QjIS, Klingon renegade

May 27, 2008

Best Wishes to KB aka Clay on his career path.
Sorry we missed the Enigma show! We got sick :(
I saw him re-eat his own stomach contents in
Houston in 1991. Wasn't sure I could stomach
a repeat. Will try to not appear at the Pirate
thingee you will not be at.

Jay Volanth (life long friend of Tera's uncle Lucios

May 25, 2008

There has got to be a song in being deleted by Wikipedia ... its perfect ... what a badge of honor! See "Check out the Fist of Dishonor page on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_Of_Dishonor"

Hoodoo

May 24, 2008

Kabuki Bottom - poisoned, gone!
No, no, no, no! - as night brings a dawn -
Reincarnated - living on!
Enlightened - he is now healing brawn.

Johnny Yeast

May 23, 2008

Kicka&$ show last night! Let's just say all my poorly stored shuriken got wet.

Karen

May 21, 2008

Hey Tera, I just wanted to warn you that a bunch of us LRCers are coming to your show tomorrow. See you tomorrow!

Jessica Smith

May 14, 2008

Hey there guys!! Its been a while since i had last come to your website and I am looking forward to the next show.. thanks for the love on your website.. I feel special havin my picture up at my house... I have pictures from the show i went to hanging up at my house in a collage... Thanks guys!!

Robin aka Mellota tai-QjIS, Klingon renegade

May 13, 2008

For those of us coming from out of town, when
does the Fez Ballroom show start?
Your gig is still not
posted to their web site :(
TK!!

Hoodoo

May 7, 2008

Clowns Without Borders variety show was absolutely awesome ! ! ! FOD were greats among the great - everybody totally rocked the house! (aaah - I mean the Da Vinci Arts Middle School) - There is so much amazing talent in the most excellent town of Portland, OR! The show was more than worth the price of donation (to a great cause, to top it off!) So, so glad I was present at this event. - Hoodoo

alex2008

May 2, 2008

hello
world

erodcaria

April 12, 2008

Nice Thank you site
cool Thank you

chad

February 28, 2008

hope the studio work is going good but i want to see you live again. please hurry before i have to commit sepuku. i might have to go full on and fight with shirken in my underware, and after that wait to bleed out.
humbly yours,

Aaron

February 6, 2008

I nearly cried when you guys had to cancel on the 19th, and I prayed for your immortal soul Tera (fighting off the plague or whatever you had, you champ). Hope you guys are keeping limber for the next show... I can't wait to see you guys again.

Tera

December 30, 2007

Thanks for the complement on the show, Shannon.

We will have T shirts at the Dantes Show on Sat, the 19th. I will also ask the good folks at Host Baby ("Hi Michele!") for their advice on selling merch online.

Shannon Shipley

December 27, 2007

Saw your show at Somedays and it was awesome. Where can I get a couple of t-shirts?

Alvaradosas Munija

December 21, 2007

Hello!

Impressive webpage! I like it a lot! I'm looking forward to the next update
very thanks
Kunstler

Robin aka Mellota tai-QjIS, Klingon renegade

December 19, 2007

Coming up again from Albany for Friday night!
Sorry to miss your last couple shows:
D@#n gas prices!

Can't wait to rock again!

funkycyclops

December 12, 2007

ur lyrics cracked me up. come to southern california.

PATRICIO

December 3, 2007

I F$&#N LOVE MISSY JITSU

Will Hertling

November 27, 2007

Check out the Fist of Dishonor page on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_Of_Dishonor

And feel free to contribute to the Wikipedia page!

Mary Ersland

November 22, 2007

Hi Tim,

Representin' the aunties here. Grandma is with us for Thanksgiving and we are enjoying your website. Looks like you guys put on quite a show. Now that Danica is at Willamette in Salem she would love to see you perform.

Mary Ersland
Eagle, Idaho

Wendy

November 20, 2007

Hey Tim....
Like the bio information. So when do you guys do a national tour? Make sure to put Mt Vernon on the route! HAH

Wendy (your aunt)

October 29, 2007

will miss the shows till your done with the studio. hope it all goes well and quick. i want the album and to see you live again and again and maybe again!! the music in my cd player will be worth the wait! cant wait to here more new stuff also. never cease to impress. see you at the next show!! buahahahaha!!!!

Tera

October 29, 2007

Robin,
Thanks for coming all the way from Albany! It was good to meet you and a testament to public access TV.

Robin aka Mellota tai-QjIS, Klingon renegade

October 29, 2007

You all SO ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! Great show tonight! Back in Albany and my ears are still ringing! Seeing FOD live made me appreciate not only are FOD great musicians &
showmen, but awesome athletes as well.
Can't wait for next performance.

chad

October 22, 2007

can't wait to see you on the 28th!!! loved the first show i saw and don't want to miss another. see you all there!

FatInsantydap

October 7, 2007

Excellent!

Jessica !!

September 30, 2007

I was at your show last night at Outlaws, and it
was great. It was my first show and I totally
Loved it!!! I have pictures to send ya... Email me!!!!

The Ocho

September 6, 2007

Fight the good fight. You rock!

I know what you did last week!

August 31, 2007

China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront

"China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday."

http://www.reuters.com/article/internetNews/idUSPEK26932820070831?rpc=92
--------------------------------
Somehow I just know that Fist of Dishonor had something to do with this. Two words: Robo D.

Robin aka Mellota tai-QjIS, Klingon renegade

August 18, 2007

Didn't find out about cancellation until showing
up at Baghdad tonight. AAARRRRGGGGH! Please get
some more gigs before October, pretty please???
True Combat Rock!!!!

Missy Jitsu

August 3, 2007

Dear Lizard Man,

My face is ready. You seem confused, hovever, as to who will be doing the eating.

Love, MJ

Rock n' Roll Dojo

August 3, 2007

Missy Jitsu is a mean ninja! You don't want lessons from HER!...

...Tera Nova Zarra, however is a mild-mannered instrument instructor and band coach at the Rock and Roll Camp for Girls. Miss Zarra can be contacted for lessons directly through the Rock Camp:
http://www.girlsrockcamp.org
or at:
http://rocknrolldojo.com

Ashley (Your Humble Disciple)

August 2, 2007

Hey you guys, I just wanted to give you a shout out to let you know once again how hard you rock. I'm trying to find a way to contact "Missy Jitsu" about private lessons- I'll keep searching! It is my ninja quest.

Love to you rockers-
Ashley

Lizard Man

July 29, 2007

I have come out of retirement and am ready to eat some ninja face!

Nocturne

July 21, 2007

Just saw you guys play on public access tv, and I'm hooked. I love what I saw and heard. I'll be trying to come out and see you live for sure. ^_^

Pretty James

July 9, 2007

After seeing Missy Jitsu all I've been singing is "Im in love with a ninja"

Keep up the good work!!!
Pretty James of Lay Face Down

Jenny Girl of the Superlatives

July 2, 2007

do u guyz have ne gum? I know ur tuff an ninja n stuff but therz a girl in ur band 2 right?

Alex Melnick

June 16, 2007

you guys are so awesome!
I hope I get to see you live!

Kristal Reynolds

June 7, 2007

You guys are alright!

advisory

June 3, 2007

Dear Dishonorable Fists,

what a great show at the ash street. let's rock together again, somethime soon!

you have been advised

Rose City Rudo

May 20, 2007

Porter

May 5, 2007

I wish I could have come see you at Berbati's. I would have licked the beer off the floor.

SLOAN

May 5, 2007

I F*$%&# LOVE F.O.D.
FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

Rose City Rudo

April 29, 2007

Wrestling Church Presents:
Slabtown Summer Soul Salvation!
A three-way death dance featuring
Fist of Dishonor
The Anxieties
...and from the California Capitol City...
THE SECRETIONS!

Reach out brothers and sister! reach out and feel THE POWER! The SAME wonder workin POWER that the lord of the squared circle once told Randy Macho Man Savage that the devious Hulkster WAS really after the lovelt Miss Elizabeth's heart ALL ALONG!!!!

Redeem thine self FRIDAY, June 15th at the Slabtown Chapel

Katie

April 21, 2007

SOOOO impressed by your show at the Funky Church!

shane

March 23, 2007

Great show! at the clown benefit.

Roland

March 12, 2007

Well that was pretty f*$%&#n entertaining!

Aaron

March 10, 2007

HEYA SHIG! WUZ UP?

Missy Jitsu

March 4, 2007

Bring it Rudo.

I'll break you like a piƱata.

Nice person

March 4, 2007

you ALL need to read and check this out!!!! THANKS BRANDON!
http://localcut.wweek.com/2007/02/28/fist-of-dishonor-at-ash-street-saloon-feb-21-2007/

Rose City Rudo

March 4, 2007

Your clan of dojo delinquents sure seem unstoppable at the moment! But Los Diablos Guapos demand a rematch! HAIR VS.MASK

kyle

March 3, 2007

ur band is h#&&a outa control. h#&& yea man.
Thats whats up:)

Missy Jitsu

March 2, 2007

Gwar,

Let me tell you, It's my great dream to find out!

Gwar

March 1, 2007

Your ninja skills are indeed powerful! But do you have the skills to defete the almighty Gwar.

Missy Jitsu

February 24, 2007

Do the robots transform into automatic or standard transmission vehicles? Fighting standard transmission vehicles is WAY more fun and interesting!

brutal frank

February 23, 2007

Your ninja skills are astounding, yes, but could you hold your own in a fight with robots? Robots that transform into motorized vehicles? Ponder that one for a while, grasshoppers.

Mr. 1000 Corpses

February 23, 2007

Viva Los Rudos'!!!!

Rose City Rudo

February 20, 2007

Los Diablos Guapos en tus casa!

Jet Li

February 9, 2007

F.O.D. Owns b%&$#$&s!!!

Yo Missy...call me!

Dave Slay

February 9, 2007

WoW! Holy Akimbo! Watching this band makes me want to pull out my Katana and wave it about proudly. Keep up the good work and best of luck on mega success.

Mr. 1000 Corpses

February 8, 2007

Si seniorita. No mi gusto. Mucho malodero. uh... matando wheros?

Holly

February 8, 2007

Does it smell like luchadores in here to you?

saliserot

February 3, 2007

i m marco.
i search to join all men who wants to punch, boxing.

Mr. 1000 Corpses

January 22, 2007

Chuck, bro, you know I love you man. I'll never forget the time we broke up that Sicilian protection racket with Bolo Yeung, and Jet Li, but seriously dude, you totally smell like chilli fries. It's kind of freaking me out.

Chuck Norris

January 22, 2007

Hey, w.t.f? I don't smell like chilly fries.

Mr. 1000 Corpses

January 5, 2007

Alright now, this has gone far enough!
Cut down on Chuck Norris all you want, the guy smells like chilli fries and high karate, but don't you dare say a word about about Justin Timberlake!
That guy taught me everything I know about cheezey boy band style kung-fu.
Yeah, laugh it up, but without that trainig, f.o.d. would never have stood a chance against the unholly aliance of Menudo and Yatta.
With Timberlakes secret pelvic thrust / nipple rub teqnique, we prevailed againt those freaks of nature and caried the day for all those who oppose sucky pop music.
If it wasn't for us, you'd probably be Ricki Martins sex slave right now. You will never know what horrible fate we saved you, and the world at large from that day.
Yatta yatta yatta...I shudder to think about it.
You owe Timberlake and F.O.D. a major debt of gratitude.
Think about that every time you wipe your a%% without finding Ricki Martins tool between your cheeks.

Chuck Norris

January 5, 2007

Hey, all you baiters and haters of the mighty texas ranger can go bite one for the gipper.

Just cause you want to touch my b*%%s dosn't mean I am the gay one. And even if I was who cares?
Are you so terrified of your lust for c&%$* that you hate others just like you.

And our still being terribly un-creative in your text, anyone can scream obcenities, just ask Baston, it takes and wordsmith to insult verbaly.
Homophobia? Please!

Remember, always, that this site is for F.O.D., your just a prop, mabey some day they don't let you win, ya big baby.

I'd round house your closeted a%$ again, but I don't want to catch a.i.d.s.

Random Guy

January 4, 2007

Whoah, I've never realized how gay Chuck Norris
was untill I read Joel Zossoms post script. Wow!
Dude, your a big fag Norris. What? Do you wanna
s*$& me off or something. SCREW YOU, F*$&O!!

Joel Zossom

January 4, 2007

You refer to my remary as lacking effort, huh?
Let me tell you waht it really means. It means that I was so bored with your weak legs flops and your girly
chest hairletts, that I had way too much pride
to even concider it mildly annoying! You want to
see me try? Do yah?!
Slip this on and do a jig. Chucky, your a talentless,
no brained, unipressive, chubby, stinky, useless,
c*%$less, buggy eyed, snot nosed, Obtuse fiend
with faltering, withering, grotesque, repusive,
hag-like, Abhorrent, vile, monstrous, ghastly,
Grusome, sickening, beastly, reprehensable, and
unusually offensive sagging male t*%$. Your a%$
has nipples as well, so I had troubles distingushing
the two. Your lucky however, that I didn't comment
on your freakishly small member. And don't call a
homo for knowing it's size, Mister I-Like-To-Whip-
It-Out-And-Slap-People-With-My-D(&%.
Just keep crying and maybe you can earn enough Pity
change from bums to afford a one way plane ticket
to Chile. COACH, BI-ATCH!!
You can suck my fat one, Chucky!
Oh, and by the way. You're gonna bring sexy back?
What are you some teenage, Justin Tiberlake
obsessed little girl? God. If your looking for
the definition of sexy, dude, there are dictionarys
in your local library. Under "D", by the way.
Thought I should let you know in advance so You
don't come sqwealing to me about how I tricked
you into going in a place with, Aghh!! Books.
I'll see you later, Chucky.
Have pleasent nightmares..
Zossom

P.S. Your gay.

Chuck Norris

January 4, 2007

"This is too pathetic to even comment on?"

Is that the best you've got?

You just threw in the towel kid! My left n*% has more whit than that! Your not even trying, and that, my lad, is pathetic.

Norris three, Zossom zero!

I'm going to break stride here, instead of the usual roundhouse de facha', you've earned the rarely seen, but supreamly deadly NORRIS C*$& SLAP!

BOOYAH!

Joel Zossom

January 2, 2007

This is too pathetic to even comment on.
Mr. Norris needs a b&%$ job. A BIG ONE!
Zossom

Steven Segal

January 2, 2007

F.O.D., I just want to say, that you guys rock the house like no ones business.
I saw your show the other night, and was deeply touched in a place where few have touched the Segal.
I laughed, I cried, I nearly passed out and shat myself, just like that time when Gene Labelle choked me out on the set of Under Siege.
You guys are great role models too, for all the little children out there who aspire to become stealthy pajama clad killing machines.
Hell you guy are great role models for us adults as well.
You'll see me at the next show, front row, with a pony tail, and a g-string!
Sup!?!
ROBO D, I'll get your thong back to you as soon as it's done at the cleaners.
Missy, your a fine a&% muther%^@#$^#, you can kill my shogun any day.
Snow Wolf, dude, that eyeball is trippin me out man!
Kabuki, thanks for the help against that drug cartel, your above the law bro!
Shigi, dude, I know your the kage shadow, but in my heart you wil always be the shredder!
Mr. 1000 coprses, dude, stop killing all my bad guys! I need a few for my next movie "Punch to the Neck!"
Love you guys! Peace!

Mr. 1000 Corpses

January 2, 2007

Would anybody be inerested in buying a 1978 Plymouth charger? Newly rebuilt engine, just 15300 miles since rebuild. Used as grocery getter for blue collar ninja family, only driven between home and church. Includes tire chains, full size spare, and trunk full of dead samurai. Looking for $2k, o.b.o. but would trade for cursed sword, or poison grapling hook.

Chuck Norris

January 2, 2007

Yes, totally true. it is as much a point of personal pride as my incredibly profuse chest hair, which said sisters also enjoy. i am, how you say, bringing sexy back.
To answer your question Zosom-chan, i support f.o.d. because they are the greatest rock band in martial arts history. At leat to me and a couple of my personal buddies, Jackie Chan, Jean Claude... you know, the usual suspects. And I asure you, the only thing I'm smoking, is your punk a%& Zossom. oh...here it comes...wait for it....ROUND HOUSE TO THA FACE! Man I love doing that. Ka-pow!!
Norris out.

Zodiac Snow Wolf

January 1, 2007

Chuck Norris's c*ck is so big it has a c*ck of it's own... and it's bigger than yours. So I've been told, by your sister(s).

Sad, but true...

Joel Zossom

December 28, 2006

I've taken a hit of your pipe weed, mister Norris.
I must say, I've smoked better. Your "Fasted Gun
in the West" trick wont save you from my wrath. I
would pity you now, but I have a zit to pop. OOH!
How's that for a hit? Smoke up, whitey!
Why do you insist on defending Missy Jitzu, when
you will just fall under my power as well? Give
it up! I've said before; This is our buisness, not
yours! You can offer all the pipe smokidge you
want. I will never get high off you!!
GIVE UP, NORRIS!!! your over!!
Zossom

Chuck Norris

December 27, 2006

Yes, Zossom-chan, my martial arts do travel through time, that's how fast my round house is. Have you not seen my movies? It is I, Chuck Norris, famed texas ranger, and leader of the delta force. Remember, my crew went to Viet Nam back in the eighties, and we finally won the war! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! My skills are so deep, that I just kicked you in the face all the way from here. Yeah, just now as you read this. Didn't even catch that did you? Yeah, that's how dope I am Zossom. The only thing doper than my karate skillz is Fist of Dishonor rocking out live. Better recognize fool!

p.s. to feliccian, have a happy Christmachanukwanzadon!

Joel Zossom

December 19, 2006

that's very witty, Mr. Norris, Implying that your martial art has some kind of time travelingability. I'll humor you and go with it. Mainlybecause of you worthy insult for Moosies mommy.
But do not be deceived into believing that I won't pummle your possibly twiggy a%$ into the earth
if you stand in the way of my victory over Missy
Jitzu. This is between me and her and no level
of famous icons will stop me!! I am Mahem!! And I
will bombard all who stands before me with lightning
fast rageieness, to the extent where you will not
even know which hole to deficate out of.
You have been warned, Chucky Boy!!!

The Zossom Lives!!!

Chuck Norris

December 12, 2006

You better watch your step Zossom-chan. Nobody steps to my favorite band without risking a round house kick to the dolex! Thats right, the mighty Chuck is going to spin kick you in the head meat, BIG TIME BRO! I'll round house that ulgy face so hard you'll wake up in the late cretatious period, where you will probly become vital nutrition for some giant reptile, possibly Moosieashis' mom. Who still won't stop calling me. Anyways, to Missy, Chuck Norris has your back! And to Zossom-chan...my size twelves...your face...there can be only one!

Joel Zossom

December 11, 2006

You better do the wise thing, Missy Jitzu
and don't blabber for too long about the false
ideas you have about what true strength and
power is. I will defeat you in a battle someday
and when that happens, I will bring dishonor on you
already honorless rock band. So have fun. Play
your little games, soon you will fall under the power
of my Zossom Crane Style Kung fu.
It will hold you and torture you untill you begin
to cry like a little girl who is being tickled!!!
Laugh now, for soon you will join your bizzare
boycrush Keith. On your a%& in the sand!!!!!!
I'm coming Missy. I'm nearly there!!!!!!
-Zossom

Mr 1000 Corpses

December 7, 2006

You better listen to the Robo people, he will drop trou' with lightning speed and devastating effect. Crouching g-string, hidden n&% sack (poorly hidden I might add) is a secret art that is as ancient as it is destructive. Passed down from generation to generation, Robo D is one of the few alive who posses mastery of this deadly technique. Many students die during training, but not the Robo. He is a true ninja champion, capapble of useing everything from golden p.v.c., to tiger striped spandex. Take it from me folks, do not mess with the meistro, you wont live long enough regret your disrespect.

Robo D

December 4, 2006

I want to clear somethin up. I have always and will continue to wear the G string. So don't be surprised when it gets closer to your face. Robo D put ya to sleep, close yer eyes.

*Personal Assistant to the 3 Crazy Ninjas*

November 30, 2006

2 answers

yes
and It's a very complicated process involving special regulation paperwork including the IDC-92 application form, and the WEC-4i standard Request paperwork (which has to be completed in triplicates) and then mailed off to the NPAC (Ninja Personal Assistant Center) located on the top of Mount Everest. After that, they usually get back to you in 6-8 weeks, after which you will need to go through a training program to make sure you know how to properly care for and maintain the decent health of your Person Assistant (This is where most Ninjas fall short, they just aren't the motherly type as I'm sure you know. It generally ends badly for the Assistant, and The NPAC is pretty hardcore about thier Assistants going to worth while Ninjas.)

So If you send off the paperwork, you should have a top of the line Ninjas Personal Assistant within 8 months. it's an investment in your time and energy that definately produces quality results.

Mr. 1000 Corpses

November 28, 2006

Yo! Miamotard, the Hagakure was wrtten by a suicidal recluse who never fought a day in his life.

That's a fact, look it up.

And then, when your done, go c&@% a cherry blossom.

Miamoto Mooseashi

November 27, 2006

Mr. 1000 Corpses! Your Sensei looks like someone beat the shit out of him with and ugly stick!

Missy Jitsu

November 26, 2006

Hey Crane Master Zossom,

Nobody insults Keith Richards the way you did at Satyricon. Now you know.

-MJ

Missy Jitsu

November 26, 2006

2 questions:

Can you help me defeat The Man With The Hand?
And when do I get a personal assistant?

~Personal assistant to the 3 Crazy Ninjas~

November 26, 2006

"You have come to the attention of the 3CN. With the power of a thoudsand suns, the death toll shall rise, and in it's wake, the 3 Crazy Ninjas shall join forces with Fist of Dishonor.

It is only a matter of time.
-Captain BN, Skanky B&%$#@s, Mr. B.-"

*I pass this message down from my employer... The 3 Crazy Ninjas*

~Personal assistant to the 3CN~

Fudokage

November 25, 2006

I saw you guys on the Satyricon. You guys fucking rocked! I was the guy in the skull shirt up in front. I look forward to your future shows. ROCK ON NINJAS!

Mr 1000 Corpses

November 21, 2006

Yes, G-string fluantage. A most deadly technique.

MADHUGEWANG

November 20, 2006

C*(& pushups anyone???

P.S.
I heard a rumor that Robo D was trying to show off his burlyness by wearing a G string this weekend! I say good job Robo, but you will have to do better than that to match my awesomness! I'm ripped to the MAXX!!! And you love it!!

Mr 1000 Corpses

November 17, 2006

Dr. Missy Jitsu

I would be happy to join your shadowy gang of homocidal maniacs.

Do you offer a 401k?

How about dental?

The greatest dissapointment of my career, was the realisation that with my secret ninja skills I can kill just about anything. Anything that is, except for the gum disease gingivitis.

Missy Jitsu

November 16, 2006

Dear Mr. 1000 Corpses,
Your post has moved my frozen ninja heart. Why don't you come work for me and be a ninja rockstar?

-MJ

Mr. 1000 Corpses

November 16, 2006

I would just like to say that F.O.D. is quite possibly, the greatest ninja band ever. After a long day of silent assasinations, I sometimes unwind by washing the blood out of my gi, and singing along with the incomparably talented and lovely Missy Jitsu. The first time I heard Kissing a Samurai, I had just garoted the wrong person and I was feeling a little stressed out, but her sweet siren song calmed me right down, and I was able to get right back to murdering the appropriate people. I thought "wow, I can totally relate, finally a song that speaks to me, I too despise the samurai, they smell, and they often hang out with those d*%$ dirty pirates" Then I punched a dude, right through his face. It was awesome! Anyways, I just want to thank you guys for rocking so hard, and making the world a better place for real working class ninja.
Sionara sukas!
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