Fist of Dishonor: Videos

Dave Slay shot this video of "Bad Sensei" from our set opening for Vanilla Ice! There wasn't enough room left on stage because of Vanilla Ice's backlined gear. So we had to defeat our foes in the pit in front of the stage.

LYRICS

So bored of this wax on wax off.
I'm here to learn a martial art.
I ain't here to clean the car of some ----.
Let's skip ahead to The Exploding Heart.

Whoa-oh: BAD SENSEI!

His only "technique" is for scoring broads
Claims he'll train them into ninja rock stars
I'll tell you how I figured out he was a fraud
Told me to learn on an accoustic guitar.

Whoa-oh: BAD SENSEI!

There's a point in a ninja's training,
When she just has to ask:
"Is something behind me entertaining,
Or is my Sensei just staring at my ----?"

Whoa-oh: BAD SENSEI!

(Shiggy solos)

Don't trust every sod in a hakama
Their tales get as tall as Fujiyama
You either know what to do with a katana
Or you're a grown man dressed up in pajamas.

You're a

Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Punch your own rice.